if you don’t like my food do me a favor and don’t bother to write a review or ask for a refund… instead how about you shove it up your fucking ass!!!!!

me and my guys bust our asses in this kitchen day after day to cook food for you and your brat kids and do you think we ever get a thank you??? maybe a tip??? NO all we get from you people is BS complaints about the food “oooh the food is cold” or “ooooh my husband found a pube in the mac and cheese” or “oooh who would pay 28 dollars for a salad??” wahh wahh wahh you cry more than your kids!!!

 

if you don’t like the food, don’t eat it! don’t care! i already got your money, and I AM USING IT to fund the purchase of YET ANOTHER BOAT for me and my family to cruise on while you TAKE A LUNCH BREAK FROM YOUR HOURLY JOB to come BEGRUDGINGLY PAY ME to eat DELICIOUS my food. CHECKMATE bitch

my hot yacht where my wife eats yours out after polishing off a fresh charcutier board

 

EVER!!! ask for a refund and be banned for life from my establishment.

and as stated on the SIGN IN THE WINDOW, THERE ARE NO REFUNDS FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER!!!!! AND THAT IS FINAL. NOT MY STAFF, MY WIFE, NOR THE GREAT LORD Himself CAN CHANGE THAT FOR YOU BUDDY, SO YOU MAY AS WELL EAT UP AND ENJOY THE DUNGWAY GRUB

 

 

im going to leave you with something here. BEFORE YOU CALL ME AND COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING i want you to think about these HARD WORKING MEN BELOW WHO MAKE YOUR FOOD (LOVINGLY  may i add) FOR WELL BELOW MINIMUM WAGE!!! they would NEVER SPIT IN THE FOOD!!! think about THERE families because i promise THEY EAT WHAT THEY ARE GIVEN AND dont COMPLAIN ABOUT FOOD, THEY ARE HAPPY TO HAVE IT!!!!

 

if you do need to complain about something how about you SEND YOUR HOME ADDRESS TO MY EMAIL –> DON@THEDUNGWAY.COM <– AND I’LL SHOW UP PERSONALLY TO HANDLE THE SITUATION………….when you least expect it

 

IF YOU SEND COMPLAINTS TO MY EMAIL ADDRESS DIRECTLY I WILL RESPOND WITH A RACIAL SLUR. DO NOT DO IT.

 

THANKS,
DON DUNGWAY